Brian & Danielle's firstborn son
Ian is going to think his parents are crazy (especially his dad for making this wiki)
He'll have the good looks of his mother and father, the creativity of his mother and father, the humor of his mother and father, and sincerity of them as well. (lets hope he is equally as intelligent)
His favorite music genres are
- New-Newquik Rave or "Chocolate powder groove-core"
- [whatever hipster genre is popular when he is born]