oh nice phone

the iphone is a piece of technology brian needs to get so he may replace his old shitty phone. (In addition to getting a mac)

He needs this so he may call/text Danielle "ANYTIME"

its got apps like

  • weathershit
  • sexual truth or dare
  • games
  • maps
  • etc

Brian might not want to purchase an iPhone because Apple is endorsed by indie-darling sensation: Feist.

He also won't buy the iphone 4 specifically because it looks like cult tv icon: Bob Esponja.

Bob esponja

i'll bet u use an iphone 4 u fucker


yo stop looking like bob el sponja

Though, he WILL buy an iphone 3g because he very much wants to communicate with his girlfriend.


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